The Nemesis of Greece wore—nothing,

A naked goddess without clothing,

Quite statue-like in form and feature;

Ours, Adam, is a different creature:

She wears neat boots of patent leather,

A hat of plush with ostrich feather,

Her lips are painted, and beneath

You see the gleam of ivory teeth.

She, though the virtuous cut her daily,

Drinks her champagne, and warbles gaily;