Rodney. Ellery, our families are old friends. Now, if you really want to show your father you’re a money-maker, why don’t you buy some shares in our company?

Ellery. I don’t care much about the idea of being in the soap business—rather vulgar.

Rodney. But you don’t have to be in the business.

Peale. Absolutely not.

Rodney. It’s a very simple proposition. All you do is invest and then sit still and deposit your checks when we pay dividends.

Ellery. I say, that sounds a bit better.

Rodney. We’re not letting the general public in—but it’d be such a joke on your father for you to make money.

Ellery. Yes, wouldn’t it? (They all laugh) I fancy he’d be mighty glad I had sense enough to go in with you.

Rodney. Yes, wouldn’t he?

Ellery. But is it a safe investment?