(In the order of their appearance.)

Mary Grayson
JohnsonButler at the Martins’
Comtesse de Beaurien
Rodney Martin
Cyrus Martin
Ambrose Peale
MarieMaid at the Martins’
William Smith
Miss BurkeClerk
George McChesney
Charles Bronson
Ellery
ActI.The library at Cyrus Martin’s.
ActII.Rodney Martin’s Office.
ActIII.Same as Act I.

AUTHOR’S NOTE: The advertising statistics used in the play are facts, not farce.

ACT I

Scene: The library of Cyrus Martin’s home in New York City: a very handsome room, in tapestry and dark oak. Doors up left, down left, and down right. Books, chairs, divans, as necessary. Down left is an oak typewriting table with a typewriter on it. It is obviously out of place in the room, and is evidently only a temporary arrangement. Handsome walnut furniture. Mantel set on mantel. Fire dogs and irons in fireplace. All-over carpet. Handsome busts on bookcases. Chandelier and four brackets. Curtains on windows at back. It is seven o’clock in the evening—early September.

At Rise: Mary Grayson is seated at typewriter; she strums the keys idly and indifferently with one finger. She might hum a turkey-trot, keeping time with a one-finger accompaniment. In a moment Johnson, a typical English butler, enters from door upper L.

Johnson. I beg pardon, Miss Grayson.

Mary. (Whirling about eagerly) What is it, Johnson? Has young Mr. Martin come in yet?