Rodney. No, I suppose I wouldn’t.
Peale. And you’d have told somebody else and he’d have believed you, too. Say, do you drink much?
Rodney. No.
Peale. Can you tell the difference between a vintage wine and last year’s champagne? Sure, you can: it costs more. Son, the world is full of bunk. Ninety-seven per cent of the people are sheep, and you can get ’em all by advertising.
Rodney. You are gradually making me come to the conclusion that you believe in publicity.
Peale. Believe in it! It’s my life. What kind of eggs do you eat?
Rodney. Why, hen’s eggs, of course.
Peale. Why “of course”? Did you ever eat a duck’s egg?
Rodney. Why, no.
Peale. Do you know anything against the duck?