Rodney. A dollar, and we’ll make it a warm delicate old rose.

Peale. Each cake in a separate box with a paper rose on the lid.

Rodney. Great.

Peale. But what’ll we call it?

Rodney. Old Rose.

Peale. Rotten—doesn’t mean anything.

Rodney. Let’s think.

Peale. I am thinking. I never stop.

Rodney. The Soap that Made Pittsburg Clean.

Peale. Too long, and no good anyway, because Pittsburg isn’t clean. You need something catchy.