And that ministers of justice would their living long prevent,

For my toes are packed like sardines in a box.

From one of those detestable individuals who wants everything:

THE BARBER.

The barber with his little chair comes every Saturday,

And after he has shaved us all, he vanishes away.

And once a month he cuts our hair; oh, what an hour of pride!

He cuts so much and well that we all want to go outside.

But when I asked the keeper kind (My, I was awful bold!),

“No, no,” he said, “just see your head, I fear you would catch cold.”