His Honor is wrong, in error, unwise.

He blunders in every case that he tries;

With “Wisdom” he will not compromise.

So I asked him the reason why.

The judge replied, after due reflection,

“To ‘Wisdom’ I have a good objection:

She had nothing to do with my election.”

“I agree with you,” said I.

Still another, evidently referring to the same respected jurist. It is a lofty and improving message from the Bench. I am very partial to this one:

HEARD IN COURT.