‘Likely enough,’ sneered the avocat pour le diable. ‘There are only two sets of people in this rascally country—rogues and fools.’
‘And to which division of society do I belong, may I ask?’ inquired Ernest, rather amused at the uncompromising nature of the denunciation.
‘Well, perhaps it’s not very polite, but, as you wish for the information, I look upon you as a fool, for wishing to invest and waste your life here; upon Compton as another, because he thinks well of the place and people; and upon myself as the biggest one of the lot for staying here, when I know so well what lies before the whole rotten sham which calls itself a prosperous colony.’
‘Are matters then so bad?’ inquired Ernest, with some solicitude. ‘I thought that the country was sound generally.’
Mr. Croker bestowed upon him a look of pity, mingled with contempt, and in his most acid tones replied—
‘If you knew half as much as I do about the banks and mercantile transactions, if you were a little behind the scenes as I have, perhaps unluckily, been, you would know that a crash must come—must come—within the next two or three years. I expect to see all the banks in the hands of official assignees—they’ll be the only solvent people. As for the merchants——’
‘Well, Mr. Jermyn Croker, “as for the merchants”?‘ said a jolly voice, and Paul Frankston’s rubicund and reassuring countenance appeared in the little group which had gathered to listen to the lamentations of this latter-day seer—‘how about the merchants?’
‘Why,’ returned Mr. Croker, totally unabashed, ‘I expect to see you, and Holder Brothers, and Deloraine and Company, and the rest, begging in the streets.’
‘Ha! ha! ha! capital. Well done, Jermyn; put a half-crown or two in your pocket against that day; I know you’d like to relieve honest poverty. In the meantime come and dine with me on Thursday, will you, and Compton, and Neuchamp? Better come soon, you know, while that Roederer holds out. “Let us eat and drink,” you know, etc. I say, what will you take for that cattle station of yours at Lake Wondah? No use holding, you know, eh?’
‘Two pounds a head, for three thousand—calves given in.’