They began by mourning over my degraded moral state,

Then my physical decadence they would anxiously debate.

Then they raised a pious eye,

And they heaved a pitying sigh,

And they shuddered as they pondered on my melancholy fate.

Now, I never had reflected on the matter thus, at all,

For my luxuries were few, and my expenditure was small.

I was happy as the day,

In my own abandoned way,

Till they said they must release me from the bonds that held me thrall.