“We three raises the Divil In couples gin’rally,” explained Mulvaney.
Here Ortheris interrupted. “’Ave you read the papers?” said he.
“Sometimes,” I said,
“We ’ad read the papers, an’ we put hup a faked decoity, a—a sedukshun.”
“Abdukshin, ye cockney,” said Mulvaney.
“Abdukshin or sedukshun—no great odds. Any’ow, we arranged to taik an’ put Mister Benhira out o’ the way till Thursday was hover, or ’e too busy to rux ’isself about p’raids. Hi was the man wot said, ‘We’ll make a few rupees off o’ the business.’”
“We hild a Council av War,” continued Mulvaney, “walkin’ roun’ by the Artill’ry Lines. I was Prisidint, Learoyd was Minister av Finance, an’ little Orth’ris here was”—
“A bloomin’ Bismarck! Hi made the ’ole show pay.”
“This interferin’ bit av a Benira man,” said Mulvaney, “did the thrick for us himself; for, on me sowl, we hadn’t a notion av what was to come afther the next minut. He was shoppin’ in the bazar on fut. ’Twas dhrawin’ dusk thin, an’ we stud watchin’ the little man hoppin’ in an’ out av the shops, thryin’ to injuce the naygurs to mallum his bat. Prisintly, he sthrols up, his arrums full av thruck, an’ he sez in a consiquinshal way, shticking out his little belly, ‘Me good men,’ sez he, ‘have ye seen the Kernel’s b’roosh?’—‘B’roosh?’ says Learoyd. ‘There’s no b’roosh here—nobbut a hekka.’—‘Fwhat’s that?’ sez Thrigg. Learoyd shows him wan down the sthreet, an’ he sez, ‘How thruly Orientil! I will ride on a hekka.’ I saw thin that our Rigimintal Saint was for givin’ Thrigg over to us neck an’ brisket. I purshued a hekka, an’ I sez to the dhriver-divil, I sez, ‘Ye black limb, there’s a Sahib comin’ for this hekka. He wants to go jildi to the Padsahi Jhil’—’twas about tu moiles away—‘to shoot snipe—chirria. You dhrive Jehannum ke marfik, mallum—like Hell? ’Tis no manner av use bukkin’ to the Sahib, bekaze he doesn’t samjao your talk. Av he bolos anything, just you choop and chel. Dekker? Go arsty for the first arder-mile from cantonmints. Thin chel, Shaitan ke marfik, an’ the chooper you choops an’ the jildier you chels the better kooshy will that Sahib be; an’ here’s a rupee for ye?’
“The hekka-man knew there was somethin’ out av the common in the air. He grinned an’ sez, ‘Bote achee! I goin’ damn fast.’ I prayed that the Kernel’s b’roosh wudn’t arrive till me darlin’ Benira by the grace av God was undher weigh. The little man puts his thruck into the hekka an’ scuttles in like a fat guinea-pig; niver offerin’ us the price av a dhrink for our services in helpin’ him home, ‘He’s off to the Padsahi jhil,’ sez I to the others.”