Philadelphia and London
George W Jacobs and Company

COPYRIGHT, 1906, BY
GEORGE W. JACOBS & COMPANY
Published September, 1906

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Printed in U. S. A.

Last night I ate a horrible mockery of a Christmas dinner in a deserted restaurant [Frontispiece]
As blue as all the swear words ever swore Facing page
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He said if I ever come near again he'd sic the dogs on me [18]
"Only one thousand plunks," says he [40]
James J. James, Publicity Expert [48]
Old Miss Samanthy Clay got a box of cigars meant for Judge Randolph [60]