Two little snails did smile and smile,
The summer day beguiling.
Two birds espied them from afar,
And now the birds are smiling.
THE ROYAL GROTTO
A king and a queen in a grotto
Are kissing as kings and queens ought to
If you'll look you will find
Two attendants behind,—
"To watch and to guard," is their motto.
THE MODEST MISS KANGAROO
Two kangaroos upon a pole
Were talking softly to each other.
One whispered: "Dear, upon the whole,
I think you'd better ask my mother."