THE FUNNY OCTOPUS
A jolly old octopus lived in the sea,
With a hey-diddle hi-diddle dum;
And the funniest sort of a fellow was he,
This jolly old octopus under the sea,
With a mouth where the top of his head ought to be,
To swallow the divers that come—
This jolly old octopus under the sea,
With a hey-diddle hi-diddle dum.
THE NYMPHS AND THE OSTRICHES
Two pious little nymphs are kneeling here—
Two double-headed ostriches above them;
And on their backs two gallant knights appear—
Perhaps they'll see the little nymphs and love them.
A CONVENIENCE
