A jolly little major of the drum,
Behind him all the shadow people come,
As he bravely leads the way
For the Gobolink array
With a bearing most important, and his uniform so gay;
Oh, it's very plain to see that he's the hero of the day,
This jolly little major of the drum.

THE SOMETHINGS

A Something met a Something
In the mists of Shadowland.
They ran against each other,
And came quickly to a stand.

"And who are you?" said Something One.
And Something Two, said he,
"That's just the very question that
At once occurred to me."

THE BUBBLERS