Did you ivir hear tell of a man who was drunk wi'out drinkin'?

John Graeme.

That's no' in the argyment at all.

William John Granahan.

But I tell you it is. A man's bound to be drinkin' if he gets drunk.

John Graeme.

I'm no contradickin' that at all. I——

William John Granahan.

Interrupting.

Now houl' your tongue till I explain till ye. If a man get's drunk when he's drinkin', he's bound to be drunk o' coorse.