And I dun' know as much is amended

Than was in them merry old times,

When, wi' pipes and good ale, folks attended

To me and my purty old rhymes.

To me and my purty old rhymes.

'Tes true, I be cruel asthmatic,

I've lost ivry tooth i' my head,

And my limbs be crim'd up wi' rheumatic—

D'rsay I were better in bed.

But Lor'! wi' that dratted blue ribbon,