"System, sir!" she answered blushing, "oh, I have none."
"None, Mrs. Kink?"
"I mean," she answered, "I teach just what every child ought to know, as a matter of course."
"And that is?"
"To love and fear God."
"And next?"
With a timid smile:
"That C A T spells cat, and D O G spells dog."
"And next?"
"That two and two makes four, and three times four makes twelve."