Em.: Don’t people ever adopt children from other families?

Maj.: I’ve heard of it being done by childless couples, and those sort of people—

Em.: Hush! Some one’s coming. Who is it?

Maj.: Mrs. Paly-Paget.

Em.: The very person!

Maj.: What, to adopt a child? Hasn’t she got any?

Em.: Only one miserable hen-baby.

Maj.: Let’s sound her on the subject.

(Enter Mrs. Paly-Paget, R.)

Ah, good morning. Mrs. Paly-Paget. I was just wondering at breakfast where did we meet last?