She’s actin’ in and had the chance to lay

Her head agin my buzzom every night

And knock the villain down and hold her tight—

I wouldn’t ask to have a cent of pay.

And when she’d look up at me sweet and proud

I’d feel so glad I’d have to yell out loud:

I’ll bet the knock I give the villain when

I come to rescue her would make him grunt.

And when she wound her arms around me, then—

Oh, blame it, there’s Old Morton howlin’ “Front!”