When she was operatin’ yesterday

He leaned against the railin’, lookin’ wise

And spoilin’ blanks and makin’ goo-goo eyes.

I wish he’d pay his bill and go away,

Or that she’d slap his face for gettin’ gay.

When fellows hang around a girl to buzz

Her hours at a time the way he does

I wonder how they think of things to say?

Mike says he never seen a woman yet

That hated men fer showin’ them they’d like