He’d just smiled back at her and raised his lid;

I’d hate to get let down the way he did:

She laughed, and all the rest let out a whoop—

I never seen a guy so mad before;

He got his things together with a swoop—

I guess he’ll never be our guest no more.

I s’pose I lost a tip, but I don’t care,

I’d rather have the chance fer gettin’ square;

What good is havin’ money, anyway,

If havin’ it don’t keep you feelin’ gay