They’re all a-kiddin’ me fer what I done,

And she looks on and seems to think it’s fun

Confound it! that’s What nearly breaks my heart.

XVII.

I​’M sorry fer the poor old boy we’ve got

In seven-sixty-six; he’s nearly due

To ask St. Peter to please let him through.

His wife’s a beaut and young, and mebby what

She’s doin’ right along is hope he’ll not

Be yanked away and planted in the sod