Them have their thrones if I could be as grand

As these boys think they are when they “run down”

On business trips and let their chests expand

And act as though they’d come to buy the town.

The minute one of them gets in he shies

Around the telegraph girl, makin’ eyes

And wantin’ to know what it costs to send

Ten words to Saugatuck or Brady’s Bend,

Or dictates to the shorthand girl and tries