Who are you?

Fopdoodle.

You caitiff knight, I am Augustus Fopdoodle and your deadly rival. O dazzling Violet!

Whetstone.

You rascal rat! you eavesdropper! If I had my knightly sword, I’d hack you into a thousand pieces and make you bait for catfish. Where’s my sword?

Fopdoodle.

Aha, vain boaster! There is my gage of battle; pick it up.

[Throws down a glove.

Whetstone.

Pick it up yourself, you villain!