That depends; but this is true: He that loves is like a traveller between the north and south poles, and he will need different suits of clothing, and philosophy.
Bluegrass.
What an explanation! [laughing] ha-ha-ha!
Whetstone.
Professor, what is the laugh?
Scythe.
My analysis of the laugh is not yet completed, and I am now seeking to produce the missing link. However, the juxtaposition of two incongruous yet contemporaneous images in the mind is simultaneous with contrasting and varying pressures upon the electrically charged nerves. These varying pressures by reflex action cause the pleasurable action of the muscles called the laugh. Let me illustrate. By varying and alternating pressures upon the electrically charged nerves of the eye there is presented to the mind the image of a lover caressing a maiden; and just beyond, the one view overlapping the other, we see a donkey eating the lover’s bouquet, and then [laughing] ha—ha—ha!
Bluegrass.
The donkey took the bouquet for an offering of beau’s hay.
Whetstone.