Put it in your pocket, or some one will claim it.

Scythe.

Unfeeling man! No one shall claim it. You saw me pick it up. You are my witnesses.

Bluegrass.

To what geologic family does it belong?

Scythe.

It is a genuine relic of the cosmic dust. Hurrah! I’ve got a geologic pebble! See the fluted sheets of color pervading its interior! It must have been suspended in the pre-Adamite fires for ages. Gentlemen, remember you have seen no meteors in the sky.

[Taking out his note-book and writing.

Enter Small Boy, crying.

Boy.