Whose evil stars have urged him forth to claim,

On such a day, the hospitable rites!

Looks blank at best, and stinted courtesy,

Shall he receive. Vainly he feeds his hopes

With dinner of roast chickens, savory pie,

Or tart, or pudding: pudding he nor tart

That day shall eat; nor, though the husband try,

Mending what can’t be helped, to kindle mirth

From cheer deficient, shall his consort’s brow,

Clear up propitious;—the unlucky guest