“She’s a witch,” conjectured some one.
“It’s the Duchess,” said another, giving her the local title of veneration.
“It’s the lady that shot the tailor,” proclaimed an awe-stricken bystander. (Legend takes strange twists in Our Square as elsewhere.) Some outlander, ignorant of our traditions, prescribed in a malevolent squeak:
“T’row ‘er in the drink.”
“Who spoke?” said Madame Tallafferr, crisp and clear.
Silence. Then the sound of objurgations as the advocate frantically resisted well-meant efforts to thrust him into undesirable prominence. Finally a miniature eruption outward from the mob’s edge, followed by a glimpse of a shadowy figure departing at full speed. The Duchess leveled a bony finger at Inky Mike, the nearest figure personally known to her, who began a series of contortions suggestive of a desire to crawl into his own pocket.
“Michael,” said the Duchess.
“Yessum,” said Inky Mike, whose name happens to be Moe Sapperstein.
“What are you doing to that unfortunate person?”
“J-j-just a little j-j-joke,” replied the other in what was doubtless intended for a light-hearted and care-free tone.