"Don't you see anything wrong?"
"No. What shouldn't be there?"
"There isn't anything shouldn't be there, you idiot. There's something missing!"
"What?"
"Our announcement that the characters and situations in these stories bear no resemblance to actual persons living or dead."
"Oh."
"Is that all you have to say? Think of the libel suits! We'll be ruined. I don't know why I let myself be talked into adding a science fiction book anyway. Holderness, you're fired."
"But Mr. Young—"
"You have no idea the trouble we can get into leaving that announcement off. Get out of this office!"