To Drury went, to see a play—

Kynaston was to act a queen—

But to his tonsor he’d not been:

He was a mirth-inspiring soul

Who lov’d to quaff the flowing bowl—

And on his way the wight had met

A roaring bacchanalian set;

With whom he to “the Garter” hies,

Regardless how time slyly flies.

And while he circulates the glass,