“Who's there?”

“Open your door and I 'll tell you.”

“Tell me who you are, first.”

“A special agent of the United States Treasury Department.”

“What do you want me for?”

“I don't care anything about you. I want the men you have hidden here.”

“There ain't nobody here but my wife and me.”

“Will you open, or shall I break in your door?”

“Wait a minute! Don't break it! How do I know you're what you say you are?”

“Smiley, fetch a rail, will you please?”