“Who's there?”
“Open your door and I 'll tell you.”
“Tell me who you are, first.”
“A special agent of the United States Treasury Department.”
“What do you want me for?”
“I don't care anything about you. I want the men you have hidden here.”
“There ain't nobody here but my wife and me.”
“Will you open, or shall I break in your door?”
“Wait a minute! Don't break it! How do I know you're what you say you are?”
“Smiley, fetch a rail, will you please?”