I sat in the middle and clung to Jim,

And Alice was out by the tail;

And “Get up, Billy!” we said to him,

And away we went in a gale.

But we never got to the Sunset Sea,

With its fiery waves aglow,

For we didn’t count on the old plum-tree,

And Billy, he did, you know.

Oh, Billy looked kind and mild enough,

But a plot in his heart did hide;