They'll cure the worst cancer that ever was seen.

But I have no faith in these simple herb teas

They never can lessen or cure a disease;

And do not take pills, nasty powders and drops,

Till you are filled up like the medical shops.

Still, something is needful, of that I am sure,

But I've the most faith in the cold water cure;

'Twill strengthen, invigorate, open the pores,

'Tis curing sick people by dozens and scores.

Don't wrap yourself up in that cold dripping sheet,