I write (Mr. Bunter had been carefully educated and knew that nothing is more vulgar than a careful avoidance of beginning a letter with the first person singular) as your lordship directed, to inform you of the result of my investigations.
I experienced no difficulty in becoming acquainted with Sir Julian Freke's man-servant. He belongs to the same club as the Hon. Frederick Arbuthnot's man, who is a friend of mine, and was very willing to introduce me. He took me to the club yesterday (Sunday) evening, and we dined with the man, whose name is John Cummings, and afterwards I invited Cummings to drinks and a cigar in the flat. Your lordship will excuse me doing this, knowing that it is not my habit, but it has always been my experience that the best way to gain a man's confidence is to let him suppose that one takes advantage of one's employer.
(«I always suspected Bunter of being a student of human nature,» commented Lord Peter.)
I gave him the best old port («The deuce you did,» said Lord Peter), having heard you and Mr. Arbuthnot talk over it. («Hum!» said Lord Peter.)
Its effects were quite equal to my expectations as regards the principal matter in hand, but I very much regret to state that the man had so little understanding of what was offered to him that he smoked a cigar with it (one of your lordship's Villar Villars). You will understand that I made no comment on this at the time, but your lordship will sympathize with my feelings. May I take this opportunity of expressing my grateful appreciation of your lordship's excellent taste in food, drink and dress? It is, if I may say so, more than a pleasure — it is an education, to valet and buttle your lordship.
Lord Peter bowed his head gravely.
«What on earth are you doing, Peter, sittin' there noddin' an' grinnin' like a what-you-may-call-it?» demanded the Duke, coming suddenly out of a snooze. «Someone writin' pretty things to you, what?»
«Charming things,» said Lord Peter.
The Duke eyed him doubtfully.
«Hope to goodness you don't go and marry a chorus beauty,» he muttered inwardly, and returned to the Times.