Whose Body?

by Sayers Dorothy

«My dear man, I'm delighted to see you. What a beastly foggy night, ain't it? Bunter, some more of that admirable coffee and another glass and the cigars. Parker, I hope you're full of crime — nothing less than arson or murder will do for us to-night. On such a night as this — Bunter and I were just sitting down to carouse. I've got a Dante, and a Caxton folio that is practically unique, at Sir Ralph Brocklebury's sale. Bunter, who did the bargaining, is going to have a lens which does all kinds of wonderful things with its eyes shut, and

We both have got a body in a bath,

We both have got a body in a bath —

For in spite of all temptations

To go in for cheap sensations

We insist upon a body in a bath —

Nothing less will do for us, Parker. It's mine at present, but we're going shares in it. Property of the firm. Won't you join us? You really must put something in the jack-pot. Perhaps you have a body. Oh, do have a body. Every body welcome.

Gin a body meet a body

Hauled before the beak,

Gin a body jolly well knows who murdered a body and that old Sugg is on the wrong tack,