And, say, you may not believe it, but hanged if it wa’n’t a fact! He has a desk in Gridley’s private office, and once a day he shows up there and scribbles off a foolish thought on the boss’s calendar pad. That’s all, except that he draws down good money for it.

“Also I have had word,” says Marmaduke, “that my aged Uncle Norton is very low of a fever.”

“Gee!” says I. “Some folks are born lucky, though!”

“And others,” says he, “in the Forest of Arden.”


CHAPTER XI

A LOOK IN ON THE GOAT GAME

Pinckney was tellin’ me, here awhile back at lunch one day, what terrors them twins of his was gettin’ to be. He relates a tragic tale about how they’d just been requested to resign from another private school where they’d been goin’ as day scholars.

“That is the third this season,” says he; “the third, mind you!”