And they found they couldn’t sit down at all;

So they stood in the aisle to view the crowd,

And thus spoke TEDDY-B out loud:

“Young ladies and gentlemen; children dear;

And chairman too, if there is one here,

TEDDY-G and I have come to stay,

To hear you laugh and to see the play,

And since we can’t very well sit down

We’ll go on the stage and help the clown,