For fellows dressed like me and you;

I move we take a little run

Down to the shore for some ocean fun.

I’ve heard it said that the bathing there,

With sandy bottoms everywhere,

Is quite a fad with men of wealth,

Who go there simply for their health.”

“My health is good,” said TEDDY-G;

“And I’ve wealth enough for you and me;

But if bathing’s fun, that’s what I need;