Where monkeys of every size and age

Were using hands and feet and lungs

And saying good-morning in a thousand tongues.

TEDDY-B made them promise they’d be good

(At least that’s what he understood)

If he’d open the cage and let them out

And give them an hour to run about.

“We have,” said he, “some pie and cake

Which TEDDY-G will undertake

To serve out free in an hour or two