Two mountain goats with curling horn

Said the mountain crest where they were born,

Their father rented just for thanks

To the Roosevelt Bears to play their pranks,

And this they thought was cause indeed

Why they should be asked to the morning feed.

A hedgehog and a porcupine

Were the next pair asked by the Bears to dine,

Then a dromedary chewing his cud

Said he wouldn’t budge from where he stood,