And found a library and put through a deal
Of high finance in oil or steel.”
But TEDDY-G didn’t think so far;
He thought of night and the sleeping car;
He recalled some cranky things he said
When they made him sleep in an upper bed
On a train out West, and the banjo song,
And the things they did a little wrong
Till both were put right off the train
On a Kansas farm in a shower of rain.