“What’s that you say?” called TEDDY-G,
“You seem to know your geography,
But let me say right here and now,
I’ll teach your Pittsburg people how
To dance and sing, to laugh and joke,
In mountain air or city smoke,
For they must know this very day
That Pittsburg too was made for play.”
Copyright, 1907, by Edward Stern & Co., Inc.
“Said TEDDY-B, ‘Pay up the fares,
We’ll pass to-morrow as millionaires.’”