I climbed one pole to-day before

And it left my bones a trifle sore.

I’ll stay right here and rest a bit

The several places where I got hit.”

While thus they talked Muddy Pete and Cribs

Went off to buy some roasted ribs

And fried potatoes and muffins hot

And three cups of coffee in a pot.

As they ate their lunch they heard a ring,

Both quick and loud: ding! ding! ding! ding!