And Priscilla Alden would make you sick,

She’s like a problem in arithmetic;

And that Kansas teacher is doing some tricks

With question marks and the figure 6;

And that farmer man, no one will blame

If he shoots us both when he sees his name.

You wrote this lawyer about the old balloon

In dollar signs enough to buy the moon.”

But TEDDY-G went straight ahead

While the machine by TEDDY-B was fed