So TEDDY-G, to make him look gay,

Turned the tails of his moustache the other way.

At the Roman Forum, TEDDY-B spoke out

And asked Mark Antony what ’twas all about:

This Roman crowd and Cæsar slain

And why they were doing the thing again.

And thus they went from place to place

Looking at people of every race

And crimes committed and prisoners hung

And no complaint from any tongue.