He thought a moment. “Yeah, we did. Quite a while ago. We don’t make them any more. In this business…”

“I need at least twenty-five hundred of them.”

”Twenty-five hundred bracelets?”

“No, just the zebras.”

“Look, is this a gag?”

“It’s no gag, mister,” I said. “I need those zebras. I’m willing to pay for them.”

“We haven’t any in stock.”

“Couldn’t you make them?”

“Not just twenty-five hundred of them. Wouldn’t be worth it to put through a special order for so few. If it was fifty thousand, say, we might consider it.”

“All right, then,” I said. “How much for fifty thousand?”