"But what happens to my pocketbook?" asked Alice.
"I think you are very sordid," said the Red Knight. "However, you might try to shake hands with them. If he takes your hand and says, 'How do you do?' it's the Good Trust; but, if he takes your hand and then bites it, you'll know it's the Bad Trust."
"I don't think I like that way either," said Alice. "All I can see is that they look just alike, and behave in exactly the same way."
"That simply shows you lack incrimination and discrimination," said the Red Knight. "Incrimination to recognize the Bad Trust, and discrimination to recognize the Good Trust."
"Well, I wish you'd tell me how you manage to tell one from the other," said Alice.
"Usually I do it by instinct," said the Red Knight: "but when it's too dark to see well, I treat them with kindness."
"But what good does that do?" asked Alice.
"I thought you knew that everybody responds to kindness," said the Red Knight. "Only they respond in different ways. I get my best results by tickling them."
He walked up to the two Trusts, and poked his finger into the ribs of the one on the left, saying at the same time: "What do you think of the Sherman law?"
"Tee hee, tee hee," the Trust giggled.