“Suspicious, dirty-minded Puritan, that’s what you are, seeing evil where there ain’t any meant.”
“People don’t hate Puritans because they suspect unjustly, but because they suspect only too darned justly. Look here now, Elmer. I don’t want to be disagreeable—”
“Well, you are!”
“—but Miss Bains—she looks sort of cuddlesome and flirtatious, but I’m dead certain she’s straight as can be, and I’m not going to stand back and watch you try to, uh, to make love to her.”
“Well, smarty, suppose I wanted to marry her?”
“Do you?”
“You know so blame’ much, you ought to know without asking!”
“Do you?”
“I haven’t said I didn’t.”
“Your rhetoric is too complicated for me. I’ll take it that you do mean to. That’s fine! I’ll announce your intentions to Deacon Bains.”