“No. I’ve, uh, I’ve been engaged in evangelistic work, so I’ve been denied the joys and solaces of domestic life.”
“Where you born?”
“Kansas.”
“Folks Christians?”
“They certainly were! My mother was—she is—a real consecrated soul.”
“Smoke or drink?”
“Certainly not!”
“Do any monkeying with this higher criticism?”
“No, indeed!”
“Ever go hunting?”