Then I stood erect again, dashing the tears from my eyes. He pulled out his handkerchief.

“Don’t wet me,” he said.

“It was inadvertent,” I said.

“I’m glad to hear it,” he replied.

“And I apologize,” I said, “to the moisture.”

For a moment he gaped at me, and little wonder. It was perhaps the crushingest remark in human history.

“I apologize,” I said, “to the moisture.”

Yes, it must have cut him to the quick.

It was so crushing, indeed, that I repeated it to Miss Botterill.

“Miss Botterill,” I said, “I am leaving.”